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Thursday, October 7, 2010

So Many Years From Now, A Purple, Purple Little Lady Will Be a Useless Little Clown!

What? Did you just make a quick reference to something cool like Cirque Du Solei? Umm....yeaaaaaa! The theory for today is it is okay to work hard and study on Friday night, that way you have Saturday night to just go out and have fun (party)! Right?
Debate right now:
You should adjust conveniently based on the work that all needs to be done to accomplish the main goal in the end. The reason for having a balanced life will present you with better chances to have the best of both worlds in academics and social life. As one would say, the foot that matches the shoe is normally in the eye of the beholder. This in fact does not support any reasoning I had in the beginning of my argument. So, the real support is that people tend to have lower stress levels when they develop a pattern to finish their work and intertwine their social life in between. Now, to effectively show this technique take a glass jar and grab a couple golf balls with some uncooked rice. Expect that the golf balls are academics and the rice is the social life you want to have.
Put all the golf balls in the jar to estimate your required academic time to earn amazing grades. Now, pour the rice in. Most of the golf balls get in the way of the rice fitting into the jar fully. Now, try the rice all at the bottom and use as much time as you need. After that, put in the golf balls to realize you have no room for all the golf balls! Woh! So, intertwine the two pour in some rice and put a couple golf balls in the jar. After a quick back and forth of putting in rice and golf balls, take a look. Woh! It should all fit!
I rest my case. It rocks. Do not even try to fight it because it just rocks.

Plaintiff's case:
People of the invisible court that lies on my hand, do you realize that the world has no effect on what I do? Really? You all think it does since I live on this unique planet. I think everything I do has an effect to the world. Would this make a balanced set of whatever? No. The world might be metaphorically small compared to an individual living there, but it really is a big world. So, this idea explains that thoughts of the human seem big compared to the factual evidence provided by the planet we live in.
(Interruption by Judge Lang): Speed this up sonny. I have two hip replacement surgeries starting in two hours. The doctor might like me being unconscious ahead of time, but I would rather leave this court room, although invisible, in my own vehicle.
(Back to plaintiff):
Well, as I was trying to explain before the judge became to arrogant to fit in that, black robe (glare), I believe you have a correct format of understanding that your values will simply take over what you really feel is important instead of trying to find a balance. No one wants to take the time to figure out when they want to work on academics and how much time they want to spend with friends. Do you not think that hanging out with friends deserves an indefinite period of time until you have the concept to be alone (because everybody needs down time and alone time: human nature)? Although it seems drastic (overused word that has lost meaning in society, or at least the writing world), I would recommend to just go with your own feelings and values to determine the best fit for you instead of relying solely on the balanced theory. Thank you, Honor.

Judge Lang: You have both stated your cases. Will the jury please be dismissed and discuss this complicated subject in a group process while arriving at a single, unanimous decision?
Well...can you?

Forming unlikely teams since copyright date of 1991,
Yours truly,
The Honorable Alex Lang of Rand Om Land!

Certificate of Imaginative Law
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3 comments:

  1. No ! Party Friday night and do homework during the day on Fri/Sat/but mostly Sun! duh! then your set for life and hw !

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  2. But Tonia, I don't party...nor do I do my homework which is worse...but I'm working on it I swear!!!

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  3. Well, have fun Friday night than Kelli ! and get sleep.... I got 0.0 hours of sleep last night !

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