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Friday, October 15, 2010

Managers Stay Together in the Close Race!

Would anyone expect the managers to set a precedent for all other companies? As long as it includes gaining money with reputation, of course they would! Who understands ethics, Bob? Well, James, I have a clue about ethics meaning to gain the most money for the business and some for me *wink*. Ouch! Literally, that conversation makes me want to drive an up to the wall (figure it out). Last night, I was stressing like a mad man trying to figure out one single problem for accounting. While trying to figure out the answer, I realized the example showed no specific way to figure out one of the statistics to solve the problem. It was so irritating to find out that no help was available in the book, in the notes or in class! Random break rhyme! My face was about to grin when I saw the shin of a passerby. Random break rhyme time over! Anyone ever notice that the Five Gum React flavor has tiny little globes inside each stick of gum? It is crazy, but what if they put some illegal substance in there? I would be chewing gum because it has some addictive chemical that I cannot break free from. No wonder I go through Five Gum packs so fast. My favorite thing about October is the fact that is a month of fall. Literally. The changes are not so drastic and it starts to change smoothly from fall to pre-chill winter. It sounds crazy, but October holds a great weight of promise to the world. Now zombies are attacking the room! I cannot get out without resolving the issue of what October holds, but zombies are knocking at my door. I am stunned to see where my random ideas can take me when I start to attack these mass hordes of zombies. Of course, I do not appreciate dead folks trying to mess with me. It does not really turn out well for either side. I chucked my television remote at one of their heads and it phased the zombie. I would say it is a he, but it looks too worn around the body and face to even decide what gender it is. Would it be necessary to kill a zombie or find a treaty the zombies could live with humans peacefully. No Fido stuff. Just have a society of living dead with the living for the business men to make more profit. I do not know how because zombies would be the illegal immigrants of the future. Of course, business men would like that more because would it be ethical to deny a zombie of wages and let it work for you by paying it nothing? Risky investment. Risky in the fact that it could bite you in the butt...literally! Hah! I like that one. Anyways, back to my situation and how to deal with these delightfully crazy creations of the dead. Where should I escape to? How about out the window and onto a roof? First of all, I have a fire escape I could head down to get away, but there could be zombies dwelling in the staircase. Hmmm. My adventure is dwindling down because it turns out, the zombie was actually just a neighbor dressed up in costume. Luckily, I did not really have much to damage the brain, or I could have been in big trouble. Just threw the remote. Which reminds me, music has a function to keep everybody linked in one way or another besides others higher functions that do that already. When music links everybody together, it forms invisible bonds that can be seen by people if they decide to look for them. Instead of living in their own world or being a jerk by being ignorant of any musical bonds, everyone should just listen to their music and realize that all genres go under music. This concludes the broadcast for today! Stay tuned for more chilling Halloween twists in secret and hidden messages.

The truth is out my nose,

Director of Photography,
Alex Lang

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1 comment:

  1. This makes me miss our zombie hunting adventures...We really should plan one sometime soon, I mean really it is getting close to their favorite night! And we don't live that far apart anymore!

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