I Believe You Have No Clue Where to Go From Here!

Let me help you!
I really want to chuck my phone out the window because it eats my soul! I could literally eat it's implications because they are so chewy. For the first time in your life, you consider that the facts raw your become material.
Wait, did I just confuzzle my roodle to become a qagnificent experience in the blopend mind? Of courslles.
To mess with your mind, I am going to mess with mine here.
Write something. Anything.
Now, times it by 3.
Did you get "My brain is blue?"
That is what I got. And, luckily, that is what you got too.
Because I cheated and looked at your answer. When there was a no brainer in the think tank, I formulated that cookie dough could be used to drown the angelic lockets.
As you might have already figured out through the angled depression, I have tragically placed money on all three branches. Yes. Not tree branches.
Those are too weird to speak.
As I walked into the saloon, I noticed you could see the mind's eye. To confirm what I saw, you need to blopen that mind again. Pleasers? Because this is not a teaser. Ok....maybe. (Smiley face). I reprimanded the right to put smiley faces in my blog. You could imagine things better anyways.
So, as I peered into the mind's eye, this is what I saw:

When climbing out of my bed this morning, I recognized the stagnant detail that what if I wasn't climbing out of bed? To construct the test, I had to think backwards to obtain new information. Once the test was in motion, I felt proud to have fell upwards to my solution. I had walked down by being up!
I walked down my steps with my hands. As one might say, this is a failed experiment that ended horribly.
What I would say is that it worked like a charm. That is right. I figured out how to split the upside down world into two categorical philosophies. As one might understand from neutral stabilization, the always needed aspect of life is not focus. Instead, it is randomness. You ARE crazy! As one might say..."dabble dabble...your theory sucks!"
I can only respond back with something that makes absolutely no sense to those living in a closed and fixed society.
I have fixed the dent in your thinker! Woh (you might say). Instead, I say that need play doh before woh.
In return, I give the advice that my blog is helping. Maybe not you specifically, but society in general. Without being aware of my blogs existence, society will feel the utter need to find it unknowingly.
I want to spread this master mechanic known as "Surely. Surely Random!" It has a ding to it's microwave activating device, does it not?
So before I present these beliefs that I do not fully control and last in the world as long as a signal from the upper most piece of plastic exists on the planet of Rdnoam.
So, I must conclude with my opening statement.
Randomness is controlled by three forces: the secret, another secret, and something I cannot say right now because you have to be talented to understand it. Or just in the loop.
Prepare. It's going to be a fild tide...yes...fild!

Yours truly,

A papyrus made of paper,

Surely. Surely Alex Lang!

As I promised earlier in my life....giraffe!