Before I Write this Memo, I Will Write this Lamo!

Hey everybody,

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Yea...I think that is an effective introduction on my own part. For the due course of this existent web site, prepare for the best in promotions. Soon, hopefully, people will be about to see my site due to responsive activities. My respect will come from my t-shirt promotion. I will make a t-shirt online that rocks(in my opinion) and have dedicated followers wear the shirts. On the shirt will also be the link to my blog and leads to awesome advertising on campuses!
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This idea just popped into my head that I should probably make up a cool logo along with the blog. If there are any suggestions, you will receive a free five dollar gift card to Target. Yes, Target.
No matter how hard you try to run away, there's Target on your heels. You can never hide from Target because of that little Bullseye dog that Taylor Swift made out with before a show she did in Minneapolis. Talk about weird norms in the music world.
I tend to just ask a dog for high fives. If they can't....well let's just hope they can so I will not get aggravated.
When you want a dog to do good things, you train it to do high fives(I have no clue if there is a hyphen there or not) to give a compliment to the dog for expressing itself.
Although I would rather be studying market and stock prices for no apparent reason, I would rather write this simple little blog because it keeps the human mind interactive. Not really. Because you are only reading words put onto your own screen to view on your own time. You could always take a break reading this, or you could be cooler than yourself and read all the way through it. It works....sometimes.
For me, I am hoping to construct a book(yes! AGAIN!), not about blogs, but more about what I think random is. If other people can write self-help books or just informative books, why can't I write a book of random ideas and how to achieve those randomness moments? Why can't I? Because I can.
I contradicted the contra. Leave it be and you will see, a world of fun and enjoyable products in my head. Yes. I changed topics so you could see how random my modnar could get.
Introducing, ColAirs!(TM)(C) Copyrighted and patented by Alex Lang. What are ColAirs, you ask? They are the newest invention to the finger painting market. Ever wanted to express your thoughts and ideas and imaginative dreams into colorful art, but have nothing to paint on? Well, with ColAirs, you can paint in the air! That is right. I am trying to find the most amazing chemicals that are non-toxic and can be put on the tips of fingers to paint in the air. When it is in the air, it stays there until someone cleans it off with a special spray. That is right. Gravity will not affect the paint, nor wind. How am I going to do this you say? I am going to dream up something so miraculous, it will destroy my mind so everybody can enjoy the fun ColAirs!
Sounds great. More funding, quicker to be produced and sold on the market. Plus, those who funded will receive free kits once produced. Cannot wait to finally start on this project, plus another project. Word!

Catch you all up on the other side of this computer screen! Just kidding. I have no time to take up the space already being wasted by stuff behind your computer screen.

Your inventor of the year 2019 or many years later,

Alex Lang

A colleague made of stone...and random deviations!