I am back! This year needs to more random than anything ever. Although I have done 100 blogs on my previous blog pages, I am ready for 100 more and plus! The question is....are you ready? Hahahahahaha! (Diminishing laugh). So, consider the following announcement. I understand you have been quite worried about my late arrival of new blogs. Well, starting my blogs up on a day you would all expect is not random. Random is random. I consider this to be a better year for randomness. 2010 holds many days, weeks, months, semesters, seasons, and endless amounts of time counting techniques. Be ready for a blog now, tomorrow, yesterday, formorrow, alomorrow, after the weekends, on the weekends, in between weekends, noon, midnight, morning, evening, afternoon, night, day, or at any breathing second. The fact that I made a blog every other day is not random. Who cares about that? Who really wants to come back knowing that the blog is already there and they can just read all of them at the end of the week? That is why I am changing it up. Now, whenever I think of something to type up, I will type it up. You dare challenge my authority of this blog? I already did, and I won. It is hard to take down the King of the Hill when you are King of the Hill. So, to continue with the understanding of new blogs, you will have to check every single day. I will leave hints and sometimes I will not. You all have the option to not read any until next month, but maybe I will not come out with a new blog until the month after this! Haha. Or maybe I will make another blog a minute after I wrote the latest blog. Can you deal with this randomocity? The fact that I can make that word up is perfectly random. Bring on the insanity. After all, I am only typing these blogs. I could care less about spell checking it. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Blogs are absolutely no reason to spell check. I hope that you all do not understand where this is coming from because you never will. I will review movies, music, news stories, events, games, stories, life, giraffes, elephants, penguins, ice, bottle caps, speakers, the inside of a nose, spasms, buttons, VCR's, stainless steel, lava, Hawaii, coconuts, bananas, HI!, hi, hello, hola, greetings, etc. If I could decide which superpower I received on January 19th on my 19th birthday, it would be the ability to make one person smile because of my blogs! Sometimes a mixture of random words will do the trick. Sometimes the sentimental feeling that one can have from obtaining new information from a sensitive person can make things all the more joyous. Or they could absolutely just make your brain broke. That is right! Blogs: Sentence structure need not apply! RAWR! The end.
Sincerely,
(Not doing sincerely all the time(not random(I have no clue why(I know you want me to answer it(Do not even(Please give some time(I am not telling you(Get over it))))))))
Ze Alex
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