Would anyone expect the managers to set a precedent for all other companies? As long as it includes gaining money with reputation, of course they would! Who understands ethics, Bob? Well, James, I have a clue about ethics meaning to gain the most money for the business and some for me *wink*. Ouch! Literally, that conversation makes me want to drive an up to the wall (figure it out). Last night, I was stressing like a mad man trying to figure out one single problem for accounting. While trying to figure out the answer, I realized the example showed no specific way to figure out one of the statistics to solve the problem. It was so irritating to find out that no help was available in the book, in the notes or in class! Random break rhyme! My face was about to grin when I saw the shin of a passerby. Random break rhyme time over! Anyone ever notice that the Five Gum React flavor has tiny little globes inside each stick of gum? It is crazy, but what if they put some illegal substance in there? I would be chewing gum because it has some addictive chemical that I cannot break free from. No wonder I go through Five Gum packs so fast. My favorite thing about October is the fact that is a month of fall. Literally. The changes are not so drastic and it starts to change smoothly from fall to pre-chill winter. It sounds crazy, but October holds a great weight of promise to the world. Now zombies are attacking the room! I cannot get out without resolving the issue of what October holds, but zombies are knocking at my door. I am stunned to see where my random ideas can take me when I start to attack these mass hordes of zombies. Of course, I do not appreciate dead folks trying to mess with me. It does not really turn out well for either side. I chucked my television remote at one of their heads and it phased the zombie. I would say it is a he, but it looks too worn around the body and face to even decide what gender it is. Would it be necessary to kill a zombie or find a treaty the zombies could live with humans peacefully. No Fido stuff. Just have a society of living dead with the living for the business men to make more profit. I do not know how because zombies would be the illegal immigrants of the future. Of course, business men would like that more because would it be ethical to deny a zombie of wages and let it work for you by paying it nothing? Risky investment. Risky in the fact that it could bite you in the butt...literally! Hah! I like that one. Anyways, back to my situation and how to deal with these delightfully crazy creations of the dead. Where should I escape to? How about out the window and onto a roof? First of all, I have a fire escape I could head down to get away, but there could be zombies dwelling in the staircase. Hmmm. My adventure is dwindling down because it turns out, the zombie was actually just a neighbor dressed up in costume. Luckily, I did not really have much to damage the brain, or I could have been in big trouble. Just threw the remote. Which reminds me, music has a function to keep everybody linked in one way or another besides others higher functions that do that already. When music links everybody together, it forms invisible bonds that can be seen by people if they decide to look for them. Instead of living in their own world or being a jerk by being ignorant of any musical bonds, everyone should just listen to their music and realize that all genres go under music. This concludes the broadcast for today! Stay tuned for more chilling Halloween twists in secret and hidden messages.
The truth is out my nose,
Director of Photography,
Alex Lang
Your one stop, party shop...Autoparts....wait?!
Friday, October 15, 2010
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Although You Know The Great Idea, You Have No Clue!
This post is meant to establish something great and cool. Last night, my thoughts of reality not being full unless there are contradicting ideas. While studying my own thoughts, I came up with another theory about seeing things.
Imagine the world was all in reality, but those thoughts were going against what is generally accepted.
Now, everybody wants an imaginative world that they can escape to in their mind because that is the only way to perceive it. My theory is to switch contradicting thoughts into thoughts and ideas generally accepted by society. So, my crack specialist team would have full control of an individual's mind for a few minutes to transfer the thoughts of imagination.
If the experiment should succeed or exceed my plan, then I am expecting awesome results in the field of creativity. At this point, I would test the individual's mind in a white walled room. This is only if the experiment did not send the individual to an entire new universe or world. The best way to understand these results is to test it on myself and switch back after an hour. I would clearly sacrifice my own body to further this exploration of unrealistic proportions.
To extend this opportunity to a common folk, I would be willing to compensate them for offering their time to this indescribable event. Nothing will be talked about more than this idea because it transcends the absolute references to actuality.
One reason to even establish this theory and plan is to extenuate ideas that are unreasonable and tto hard to accomplish because the mind does not exceed the 10% usage rate. After switching these thoughts, my idea is that everyone can start to use 90% maximum brain power. Just thinking about this is making my skull throb when it is only the theory itself.
The question I have for you all is do you think that this theory is probable or is it too ridiculous to even think about it?
For most of you, this idea requires more dedication and determination than what an average person can give. With this theory and question put forth, I must head off and hope you all give this enough thought.
The one brandmarked by fifty global enterprises,
Alex Lang.
Didn't see that coming did you? Especially the part about giraffe hunting and buidling a fortune 500 company out of it?
Imagine the world was all in reality, but those thoughts were going against what is generally accepted.
Now, everybody wants an imaginative world that they can escape to in their mind because that is the only way to perceive it. My theory is to switch contradicting thoughts into thoughts and ideas generally accepted by society. So, my crack specialist team would have full control of an individual's mind for a few minutes to transfer the thoughts of imagination.
If the experiment should succeed or exceed my plan, then I am expecting awesome results in the field of creativity. At this point, I would test the individual's mind in a white walled room. This is only if the experiment did not send the individual to an entire new universe or world. The best way to understand these results is to test it on myself and switch back after an hour. I would clearly sacrifice my own body to further this exploration of unrealistic proportions.
To extend this opportunity to a common folk, I would be willing to compensate them for offering their time to this indescribable event. Nothing will be talked about more than this idea because it transcends the absolute references to actuality.
One reason to even establish this theory and plan is to extenuate ideas that are unreasonable and tto hard to accomplish because the mind does not exceed the 10% usage rate. After switching these thoughts, my idea is that everyone can start to use 90% maximum brain power. Just thinking about this is making my skull throb when it is only the theory itself.
The question I have for you all is do you think that this theory is probable or is it too ridiculous to even think about it?
For most of you, this idea requires more dedication and determination than what an average person can give. With this theory and question put forth, I must head off and hope you all give this enough thought.
The one brandmarked by fifty global enterprises,
Alex Lang.
Didn't see that coming did you? Especially the part about giraffe hunting and buidling a fortune 500 company out of it?
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Thursday, October 7, 2010
So Many Years From Now, A Purple, Purple Little Lady Will Be a Useless Little Clown!
What? Did you just make a quick reference to something cool like Cirque Du Solei? Umm....yeaaaaaa! The theory for today is it is okay to work hard and study on Friday night, that way you have Saturday night to just go out and have fun (party)! Right?
Debate right now:
You should adjust conveniently based on the work that all needs to be done to accomplish the main goal in the end. The reason for having a balanced life will present you with better chances to have the best of both worlds in academics and social life. As one would say, the foot that matches the shoe is normally in the eye of the beholder. This in fact does not support any reasoning I had in the beginning of my argument. So, the real support is that people tend to have lower stress levels when they develop a pattern to finish their work and intertwine their social life in between. Now, to effectively show this technique take a glass jar and grab a couple golf balls with some uncooked rice. Expect that the golf balls are academics and the rice is the social life you want to have.
Put all the golf balls in the jar to estimate your required academic time to earn amazing grades. Now, pour the rice in. Most of the golf balls get in the way of the rice fitting into the jar fully. Now, try the rice all at the bottom and use as much time as you need. After that, put in the golf balls to realize you have no room for all the golf balls! Woh! So, intertwine the two pour in some rice and put a couple golf balls in the jar. After a quick back and forth of putting in rice and golf balls, take a look. Woh! It should all fit!
I rest my case. It rocks. Do not even try to fight it because it just rocks.
Plaintiff's case:
People of the invisible court that lies on my hand, do you realize that the world has no effect on what I do? Really? You all think it does since I live on this unique planet. I think everything I do has an effect to the world. Would this make a balanced set of whatever? No. The world might be metaphorically small compared to an individual living there, but it really is a big world. So, this idea explains that thoughts of the human seem big compared to the factual evidence provided by the planet we live in.
(Interruption by Judge Lang): Speed this up sonny. I have two hip replacement surgeries starting in two hours. The doctor might like me being unconscious ahead of time, but I would rather leave this court room, although invisible, in my own vehicle.
(Back to plaintiff):
Well, as I was trying to explain before the judge became to arrogant to fit in that, black robe (glare), I believe you have a correct format of understanding that your values will simply take over what you really feel is important instead of trying to find a balance. No one wants to take the time to figure out when they want to work on academics and how much time they want to spend with friends. Do you not think that hanging out with friends deserves an indefinite period of time until you have the concept to be alone (because everybody needs down time and alone time: human nature)? Although it seems drastic (overused word that has lost meaning in society, or at least the writing world), I would recommend to just go with your own feelings and values to determine the best fit for you instead of relying solely on the balanced theory. Thank you, Honor.
Judge Lang: You have both stated your cases. Will the jury please be dismissed and discuss this complicated subject in a group process while arriving at a single, unanimous decision?
Well...can you?
Forming unlikely teams since copyright date of 1991,
Yours truly,
The Honorable Alex Lang of Rand Om Land!
Certificate of Imaginative Law
University of University of University of the first University of!
BBAASDFJAWEJAGASDFJ Degree
Debate right now:
You should adjust conveniently based on the work that all needs to be done to accomplish the main goal in the end. The reason for having a balanced life will present you with better chances to have the best of both worlds in academics and social life. As one would say, the foot that matches the shoe is normally in the eye of the beholder. This in fact does not support any reasoning I had in the beginning of my argument. So, the real support is that people tend to have lower stress levels when they develop a pattern to finish their work and intertwine their social life in between. Now, to effectively show this technique take a glass jar and grab a couple golf balls with some uncooked rice. Expect that the golf balls are academics and the rice is the social life you want to have.
Put all the golf balls in the jar to estimate your required academic time to earn amazing grades. Now, pour the rice in. Most of the golf balls get in the way of the rice fitting into the jar fully. Now, try the rice all at the bottom and use as much time as you need. After that, put in the golf balls to realize you have no room for all the golf balls! Woh! So, intertwine the two pour in some rice and put a couple golf balls in the jar. After a quick back and forth of putting in rice and golf balls, take a look. Woh! It should all fit!
I rest my case. It rocks. Do not even try to fight it because it just rocks.
Plaintiff's case:
People of the invisible court that lies on my hand, do you realize that the world has no effect on what I do? Really? You all think it does since I live on this unique planet. I think everything I do has an effect to the world. Would this make a balanced set of whatever? No. The world might be metaphorically small compared to an individual living there, but it really is a big world. So, this idea explains that thoughts of the human seem big compared to the factual evidence provided by the planet we live in.
(Interruption by Judge Lang): Speed this up sonny. I have two hip replacement surgeries starting in two hours. The doctor might like me being unconscious ahead of time, but I would rather leave this court room, although invisible, in my own vehicle.
(Back to plaintiff):
Well, as I was trying to explain before the judge became to arrogant to fit in that, black robe (glare), I believe you have a correct format of understanding that your values will simply take over what you really feel is important instead of trying to find a balance. No one wants to take the time to figure out when they want to work on academics and how much time they want to spend with friends. Do you not think that hanging out with friends deserves an indefinite period of time until you have the concept to be alone (because everybody needs down time and alone time: human nature)? Although it seems drastic (overused word that has lost meaning in society, or at least the writing world), I would recommend to just go with your own feelings and values to determine the best fit for you instead of relying solely on the balanced theory. Thank you, Honor.
Judge Lang: You have both stated your cases. Will the jury please be dismissed and discuss this complicated subject in a group process while arriving at a single, unanimous decision?
Well...can you?
Forming unlikely teams since copyright date of 1991,
Yours truly,
The Honorable Alex Lang of Rand Om Land!
Certificate of Imaginative Law
University of University of University of the first University of!
BBAASDFJAWEJAGASDFJ Degree
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Some Say Vendetta, I Say Bruchetta!
I do not care if what I said in my title does not make sense and who really cares about spelling. Would it matter if the promise I made in my title would attract super life. During my thinking, I realized the purpose to make a vendetta was set a proposal against something.
So, I decided to make a great proposal against the day that I think sounds horrifying to the tips of my ears. Wednesday. Woh!
Everybody was expecting Monday, but literally it is Wednesday and always has been for a while. True, youth groups and most church events happen on, besides Sunday, Wednesday. I have nothing against church groups, events or any group that is awesome and meets on Wednesday. I just have never had much luck on Wednesdays because of the feeling of stress dropping on my shoulders. As my first degree in the affectionate proposal to rip apart the day of Wednesday.
You would expect to me to go over what my proposal against Wednesday will be. Instead, I want to explain why those Wednesdays have been tearing apart my freedom.
On Wednesdays, back in the olden days, I would be stressed because I would have to help do a paper route. I was only paid two bucks, but I was only so young and did not think big. Instead, I stuck with it and then decided to get my own paper route. After so long, it strained me to even see the papers being brought up my driveway. RAWRGH!
Later on, other strains started to pick up by adding tests and quizzes as regulars during the week. I never want to hold another paper route, but I think it definitely set my views on hard work.
Unfortunately, I cannot blame Wednesday for doing all bad to me. Instead, I have to hate it as the same time as respecting it because it gave me a strong value. Although my background comes from strength and determination, I need to do something to make Wednesday a day to hate throughout all time. Everybody should have the busiest day of the week be Wednesday because it is halfway through the week and usually includes most classes for students who are in college. It just seems to accumulate locally and nationally on a figurative level.
I am glad to say that this is the end of this short blog, but to be used as a template of insanity. My sentences were not organized and neither were my faces.
Yes, my faces.
Happy Birthday,
Alex Lang, jokes 'r us
Possibly going to be setting up a lamp.
So, I decided to make a great proposal against the day that I think sounds horrifying to the tips of my ears. Wednesday. Woh!
Everybody was expecting Monday, but literally it is Wednesday and always has been for a while. True, youth groups and most church events happen on, besides Sunday, Wednesday. I have nothing against church groups, events or any group that is awesome and meets on Wednesday. I just have never had much luck on Wednesdays because of the feeling of stress dropping on my shoulders. As my first degree in the affectionate proposal to rip apart the day of Wednesday.
You would expect to me to go over what my proposal against Wednesday will be. Instead, I want to explain why those Wednesdays have been tearing apart my freedom.
On Wednesdays, back in the olden days, I would be stressed because I would have to help do a paper route. I was only paid two bucks, but I was only so young and did not think big. Instead, I stuck with it and then decided to get my own paper route. After so long, it strained me to even see the papers being brought up my driveway. RAWRGH!
Later on, other strains started to pick up by adding tests and quizzes as regulars during the week. I never want to hold another paper route, but I think it definitely set my views on hard work.
Unfortunately, I cannot blame Wednesday for doing all bad to me. Instead, I have to hate it as the same time as respecting it because it gave me a strong value. Although my background comes from strength and determination, I need to do something to make Wednesday a day to hate throughout all time. Everybody should have the busiest day of the week be Wednesday because it is halfway through the week and usually includes most classes for students who are in college. It just seems to accumulate locally and nationally on a figurative level.
I am glad to say that this is the end of this short blog, but to be used as a template of insanity. My sentences were not organized and neither were my faces.
Yes, my faces.
Happy Birthday,
Alex Lang, jokes 'r us
Possibly going to be setting up a lamp.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Twice Removed From the Ecosystem to Make Room for Useless Words!
The reasoning behind this day's blog is something every living person has to live through. Gossip. Yes. The all infamous and invaluable quality every human being has and cannot help to blurt it out. Of course, wait a second, they do have the power to not talk about people behind their backs.
Back in the old days, or whatever, it usually was just girls in upper cliques who used to talk behind people's backs. Now, it is everybody no matter if they are guys, girls, adults or children. It all comes together because people just find it natural to rip out the missing pieces in your life (which they would know if they take the time to know who you were) and replace it with significant pieces from their own minds. Crazy!
It is the most deteriorating thing someone could do to another innocent person.
For example, I use to think the gossip was a tool used by all those talkative, popular students. One time, I was sitting out on just ONE dance and decided to sit by a kid who is usually quiet and shy. While sitting there, I started to talk to them to see how they were liking the dance.
The person said that it was going okay, but they were angry that their friend was dancing with popular people. After talking with her further, the person started to spread nasty facts (sorry, lies) about the other person and what it entailed was gossip and rumors.
That was when I realized even the shyest people you know gossip, whether you know about it or not. It comes out in some form. The reason for gossip is unknown, although psychologists think they have found the perfect answer. It makes me sad that we have to justify gossip as something psychological when it should not even be thought of. RAWRGH!
Plus, having concern about people is not really gossip until you fill in stuff that might not be true at all and basically assuming everything which can lead to the hardcore gossip.
I have so many issues with this and even most of my friends do it without knowing it. They just get crazier and crazier. I have so much to do tonight and would like to take a break from academics to focus on my traveling, friends and family to get some happiness bar filled up. Or to be honest, to be happy about my current lifestyle and make sure everybody I am friends with still connects with me.
Have some fun everybody,
Switch from the purpose to the meaning to the individual to life!
That would be me, Alex Lang.
Sweet!
Back in the old days, or whatever, it usually was just girls in upper cliques who used to talk behind people's backs. Now, it is everybody no matter if they are guys, girls, adults or children. It all comes together because people just find it natural to rip out the missing pieces in your life (which they would know if they take the time to know who you were) and replace it with significant pieces from their own minds. Crazy!
It is the most deteriorating thing someone could do to another innocent person.
For example, I use to think the gossip was a tool used by all those talkative, popular students. One time, I was sitting out on just ONE dance and decided to sit by a kid who is usually quiet and shy. While sitting there, I started to talk to them to see how they were liking the dance.
The person said that it was going okay, but they were angry that their friend was dancing with popular people. After talking with her further, the person started to spread nasty facts (sorry, lies) about the other person and what it entailed was gossip and rumors.
That was when I realized even the shyest people you know gossip, whether you know about it or not. It comes out in some form. The reason for gossip is unknown, although psychologists think they have found the perfect answer. It makes me sad that we have to justify gossip as something psychological when it should not even be thought of. RAWRGH!
Plus, having concern about people is not really gossip until you fill in stuff that might not be true at all and basically assuming everything which can lead to the hardcore gossip.
I have so many issues with this and even most of my friends do it without knowing it. They just get crazier and crazier. I have so much to do tonight and would like to take a break from academics to focus on my traveling, friends and family to get some happiness bar filled up. Or to be honest, to be happy about my current lifestyle and make sure everybody I am friends with still connects with me.
Have some fun everybody,
Switch from the purpose to the meaning to the individual to life!
That would be me, Alex Lang.
Sweet!
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