Virtual Life: Check It Out Here and Only Here. The One Stop Auto Shop, Goldfish!

I have decided to retire from being retired. Oh wait, you did not know I was retired. Well, I was at least tired. Does that count for something? I would think it does because both words are somewhat intertwined. Instead of trying to eat the left shoe, I will eat the right. That guy must be retired!
So, on my way there(who knows where)I fall on something(who knows what)that creates whatever(who knows whatever) and extinguishes the rest of the extinct Hogopogo chieftains(or whoever they are).
After this uneventful experience, I intended to solve the problem with this blog being random. Sure, being spontaneous and getting rid of the problem and quickly does seem quite random and stirring. Of course, that makes for a pot full of unknown catastrophe or unknown happiness. Either way, the chances are fifty-fifty. Theoretically. So, I decided to share to everyone that reads this blog and should keep reading this blog, about my lifestyle towards randomness.
You must know that there is either the staying the same, don't rock the boat, status quo theories. Then there is the all to and almost unrealistic jump off the cliff without a bungee cord, let life decide, chocolate cake eating, leap before they look, solve the problem quickly theories. These people are the ends of the spectrum of random. Starting with the first theories that are all work and no play, and the other end being absolutely bonkers and all play and no work.
My idea of being random seems to be more planned, but it still is open to creativity and openness of the other side. I decide that today is the day I should tell you all that creating a plan and having gradual change is better than instantaneous change or staying the same.
To say it more effectively, I think that I should continue this blog post up with a second part. Of course, I do not believe writing it down is the same as saying it because the emotion and intensity that I feel is not being seen nor heard by the readers. So, with all due respect, I hope you enjoy the new installment. Coming soon: Alex Lang Live!

Please keep your hands down during the ride, you could fall out because, as many of you know, I only have one seat belt. Enjoy!

The Langitude and Longitude of Alex Lang.