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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Fan Favorites! Encourage Your Friends!

I would like to ask some silly and some serious questions throughout the history of this random time line that involves a strange absolute. For me to start these questions, I need you all, the three followers I have now, to spread the blog even further! The best part of a blog is to be viewed to the public. So, the question I have for people is where is the public? Can anybody be the public, or can the infinite thoughts and perceived choices be considered the public? Starting with my first fan, we have Kelli. She is a dedicated hard worker with a determined mind. Her integrity makes her a trustworthy and friendly person. This is a great thing to have in a leader, which of course she is! Round of applause for Kelli! Next up, we have the kewl(not cool) Amanda. She is like my sister and has been there for a long time. Always saying that I am great person, while I return the favor telling her how great a person she really is. Although she doubts what I say, she knows it deep down that she has succeeded at so many things and is still on the path to succeed at everything else she wants to do! Square of applause for Amanda! I know there are more followers, but to be actual followers, I need people to sign up to this blog.
Others are reading this on the other sites, so I would like you start checking the blogs on www.alexlang19.blogspot.com because it will have the option for you all to be followers. This way, I can communicate better with everybody who is reading this blogs, whether you think they are ridiculous or thought provoking! Take the necessary time to read them carefully and analyzing each detail to it's meaning. Words said from another person can be interpreted in different meanings just like the dictionary has many meanings for a single word. So, followers of my blog now, read the blogs as best you can and spread them in a way that will instigate a new fashion of networking and socializing. I know you can do it, and I believe in you all! By the way, no pressure. Especially Kelli. I know you have so much that you are going through, so I will understand if you are doing what you can of spreading this blog!
By the way, do not just spread it to SR people. Spread it to all people. This is a blog for anybody, any age, any demographic, any area, any intelligence, etc. So, do not forget, bring the answer to the question by commenting on the blogs. Woot! Haha!

Seeya later,

Alex Stew(not Stu) Lang

Friday, January 29, 2010

Cross Check the Failures of Donkey Kong! (It's in the Tax Report!)

After a few days of unblogged torture, I have decided to add a new blog. My favorite type of donkey is one that is actually a monkey. I decided that having all the food in the world will not change the way a person thinks. My eyebrows are eating my eyes out. It is always a time of day that interrupts the process of normal sleep. Unfortunately, I ran the back diagnosis of the screening test. College. Yes, I said the daring words of a senior in high school. College transforms. It changes the tactics a normal person has. Time management is a necessity, but it could easily not be a necessity. How though? You eat the soon to be desperate chocolate cake of life.
Street hockey sounds like a great sport for exercise, right? I think that I should probably start wrapping up...this present! Hah. My favorite invincible truck is the one that does not break. After years of determination, I have discovered the cure for biomedical skin technology. I watched a movie called Blade Runner today. I was actually getting into the movie. So much so, that I started to fall into the time setting and place. Once the movie was over, I went out into the hall of my dorm. Wow!
Everything almost just ended! The world seemed so strange and full of weird stuff. My thoughts were of what if everybody was a replicant(fake human robot sci-fi thingy). Of course, I have no reason to feel like this world should change dramatically after me watching one movie. It was actually a decent sci-fi picture. One of the great quotes of the movie is, "Wake up! It's time to die!" Scary quote, but sometimes just what you need to hear to love a movie.
Another great movie I read(get it), was the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I watched it when the movie first came out in 2004, but I watched it again today. Awesome! I loved it much more the second time. It is even funnier when Jim Carrey is fighting with the little kids. I am glad that everything works out, even on the weirdest of days!
Jump off the top of a nickel, I will make a penny for that one!
Word.

Tis the Alex of the land of Lang.

Faretheewell(altogether).

Monday, January 25, 2010

Significant Time of Day! (Psh!) Or Night!

Resting on the pillows fit for clouds, I feel like the pillows are full of kites. Luckily, the ceiling is obviously not a storm or I would have felt some shocks! Wooh! So, just because blogs are suppose to be read and not be tired, I need to keep being random. You will not be interested if I keep rambling about the same thing. So, I bring up many different points. For those new at this, try to not think straight. Just let it come naturally. Notice the creepy air, yet delightful tune brought to you by Shiny Toy Guns. I love this remake. I am in a techno/remake mix right now. Who isn't though? Seagulls develop a sense of tripping on the universe if they ate bugs on the deep end. My new found friend is delicately supreme to the court. Of course, you might already know developing an open mind does not make things super easy. It makes it superbly easy! Hah! 4...3...2...1 Earth below us. Drifting, falling! Falling, falling! Notice the attention to no details on the upper roof of the mouth. Jon Lovitz could not ask for a better host. So, this is of course the other day from the other day isn't it? Well, do not get used to it. I have already warned you all! Beware the continuity of extreme measures. The next stage of my blog process is to have as many people read them. I just want people to know this feeling of randomness, yet completeness that I feel right now. Strings of thread rip the tendons on the pearly white teeth.
I actually wanted to make a certain point on this blog for some reason. Not because I feel this way about me, but more for all guys! (And I guess girls). Let me say, not us, that a guy invites a few friends that are girls over to the dorms for a movie party. Nothing about dating or such, but just friends. Everyone has movie party friends. No harm, right? Well, I think the worst part is for the guys on that same floor who randomly come out of their rooms. Now when a girl sees them, they think well he looks cool, but I should ask my friend. This is the part that aggravates me. If that person does not know all the people on the hall personally or at least on more than a first name basis, they have no right to judge them and tell their friends that are girls that the guy is quiet or weird. They have not hung out with them, so why should they be able to set the level of your rank. They shouldn't! Rawrgh! This is for all the guys and girls(just reverse those positions) because I am saying it for you all! Let me tell you, just break the bold and solve your situation. Best type of solution: randomness. Type of dress: Acid wash jeans. Good luck! Don't get any clay on your bomber jacket. I sure know that Iceman would be blazing the skies if he knew you ate crayons! Rawr!

Take care of your slippers,

Superiorly,

Doctor Lang(take two doses of crazy with a swig of insanity and you will be on your hands in no time!)

Saturday, January 23, 2010

The Nineteenth of January-Obviously Not Today!

I am back! This year needs to more random than anything ever. Although I have done 100 blogs on my previous blog pages, I am ready for 100 more and plus! The question is....are you ready? Hahahahahaha! (Diminishing laugh). So, consider the following announcement. I understand you have been quite worried about my late arrival of new blogs. Well, starting my blogs up on a day you would all expect is not random. Random is random. I consider this to be a better year for randomness. 2010 holds many days, weeks, months, semesters, seasons, and endless amounts of time counting techniques. Be ready for a blog now, tomorrow, yesterday, formorrow, alomorrow, after the weekends, on the weekends, in between weekends, noon, midnight, morning, evening, afternoon, night, day, or at any breathing second. The fact that I made a blog every other day is not random. Who cares about that? Who really wants to come back knowing that the blog is already there and they can just read all of them at the end of the week? That is why I am changing it up. Now, whenever I think of something to type up, I will type it up. You dare challenge my authority of this blog? I already did, and I won. It is hard to take down the King of the Hill when you are King of the Hill. So, to continue with the understanding of new blogs, you will have to check every single day. I will leave hints and sometimes I will not. You all have the option to not read any until next month, but maybe I will not come out with a new blog until the month after this! Haha. Or maybe I will make another blog a minute after I wrote the latest blog. Can you deal with this randomocity? The fact that I can make that word up is perfectly random. Bring on the insanity. After all, I am only typing these blogs. I could care less about spell checking it. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Blogs are absolutely no reason to spell check. I hope that you all do not understand where this is coming from because you never will. I will review movies, music, news stories, events, games, stories, life, giraffes, elephants, penguins, ice, bottle caps, speakers, the inside of a nose, spasms, buttons, VCR's, stainless steel, lava, Hawaii, coconuts, bananas, HI!, hi, hello, hola, greetings, etc. If I could decide which superpower I received on January 19th on my 19th birthday, it would be the ability to make one person smile because of my blogs! Sometimes a mixture of random words will do the trick. Sometimes the sentimental feeling that one can have from obtaining new information from a sensitive person can make things all the more joyous. Or they could absolutely just make your brain broke. That is right! Blogs: Sentence structure need not apply! RAWR! The end.

Sincerely,
(Not doing sincerely all the time(not random(I have no clue why(I know you want me to answer it(Do not even(Please give some time(I am not telling you(Get over it))))))))

Ze Alex